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This is a fucking travesty. Send air conditioning.


Latest in an extremely long list of Wikipedia articles that have chilled me to the bone: Seduction community

"Hey Frank, sup? Hollywood here. Listen, you know the way Sin City raked in like a bajillion dollars? You couldn't do us a favour and just make the same movie again, but just change the name so people don't cop on. I dunno, call it the Spirit or some bullshit like that. Sweet - you're a pal, Frank. Say hi to the missus."

Well…

I suppose I could tell you about how my exams are going. But instead, I’ll just use my tiny bit of free time here to point something out.

Less than two weeks until the new Indiana Jones movie comes out!

Okay, now I’ve got that off my chest, it’s time to point something else out: Moichandising! Moichandising! Where the real money is made. And all credibility is lost. Here’s what the Indiana Jones store is offering:

I mean, shit. Look at the face on that poor dog. Have you ever seen a dog look so embarrassed? It is only too aware of how demeaning that costume is.


Variety is reporting that Gore Verbinski is attached to direct the Bioshock movie. The first Pirates of the Caribbean movie proved that this guy can direct the shit out of something when he's got the right material. They don't come much more right than Bioshock.

Things are gonna get quiet around here

Quick note to explain why there’s not gonna be much happening here over the next week or so.

With less than 24 hours to go until my college exams begin, I’m experiencing a mixed bag of fear, nervousness and excitement (although that last one may or may not be an impending bout of diarrhea, brought on by fear and nervousness). It starts with two exams on one day, which is not what I signed up for. I think I’m okay for the morning exam, which is literature. The questions are fairly predictable, so the only real trouble is remembering all the quotes. I’ve got an hour and a half break and then my sociology exam. For that, I’m fairly boned. I can fill pages about the sociological issues surrounding community, health, gender, the media… but if you ask me to actually tell you exactly who said what about a given topic, I’m stuck. There are just too many people saying too many things for me to remember specifics.

Anyway, the whole thing will be over by lunchtime on the 12th. By 2pm, I fully intend to be blind drunk and hysterically shouting random things at passers-by. Then I fly home on the 13th and will be taking a few days off to immerse myself in GTA4. If you really need to get in contact with me, you better get on Xbox Live or something, because I’ll be ignoring everything else.


Tom Waits (sort of) Announces European Tour

And it looks like it’s going to include includes Dublin!

Full list of American tour dates at anti.com.

UPDATE (09/05/08): As Bobby Digital points out in the comments, Tom Waits is confirmed for the Phoenix Marquee in Dublin on July 30th and 31st. Hot Press has the scoop.


Scarlett Johansson’s Tom Waits album is finally out

Being a huge fan of Tom Waits (and this picture of Scarlett’s arse), I’ve been following the story of Scarlett Johansson’s album of Tom Waits covers for a while now. Now finally, it’s out and we get to be all uppity about her destroying our favourite Tom Waits songs.

Except it’s actually quite good.

I think this is mainly because, rather than choosing head-smackingly obvious songs to cover - your Old 55s, your Marthas - she basically skipped all of his earlier, jazzier, easier stuff and went for his slightly more experimental stuff. Two songs off Bone Machine. Two songs off Alice. Swordfishtrombones and Real Gone. Shit, even Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers and Bastards gets a look-in. This is a smart move because these seem to suit her style of singing quite well. The songs she chose are filled with heartbreak and melancholy and she cleverly uses her unique, imperfect voice to emphasise the emotion in the songs. Kind of like the way Nico’s unique, imperfect voice suited the Velvet Underground stuff so well, or the way Melanie Safka used her unique, imperfect voice to knock it out of the park with her cover of Ruby Tuesday. The producers clearly spotted this, and did their best to channel the Velvet Underground or My Bloody Valentine in the production of the album. The tracks are heavily layered, with everything sounding as if it’s been recorded in a hollow stone church twenty miles away from the microphones.

Overall, I actually think it’s quite a nice album, definitely a grower. It’s not quite what you’d expect from a Hollywood starlet doing an album of cover songs. It’s more - and I know this is a dirty word - avant-garde than that. To top it off, her one original song on the album, Song for Jo, is so strong by itself that it makes you wonder why she didn’t do more original stuff. Still, fair play to her for managing to pull it off. The only thing I’d say though is… why did you have to turn I Don’t Wanna Grow Up into a euro-pop song?

Here’s the video of her cover of Falling Down, with David Bowie on backing vocals.


Girls gone wild

Just like every other game from Rockstar Studios, a tsumani of controversy surrounds the release of Grand Theft Auto 4 like a… well… like a tsunami. Everyone is getting in on the act, from British MP Keith Vaz, to the anti-drink-driving groups. And I suppose they’ve all got points. Vaz, clearly making street violence a major part of his campaign, highlights the stabbing in GTA queue in Croydon. The anti-drink-driving group point out that, regardless of how much fun it might be in the game, drink-driving in real life is not a game. But now feminist groups are suggesting that the game’s “violence and misogyny displayed towards women1” only serves to normalize sexualized violence and fuel the sexual discrimination towards women within the patriarchal media.

Horseshit.

Most of the problem comes from this video created by IGN to highlight some of the game’s sleazier moments as well as giving a sample of the violence that can be directed towards women in the game. But, as commenters have pointed out, this is like creating a video of the player killing only black people in the game and suggesting that the game is racist based on this. This is what’s so wonderful about Grand Theft Auto - the options are there for you to create a character that’s exactly as moralistic as you want him to be. Well, in as much as it fits the story being told. I haven’t played it yet (it’s waiting for me when I finish my exams), but I know it was entirely possible to play through the previous games without killing any women or visiting any strip-clubs.2

Now, let’s take a look at something else that came out recently. In the movie, Teeth, a young girl discovers she is gifted with vagina dentata and uses this to mutilate the genitals of some pretty mean guys. Now, I can see why this might be a fun movie, but at the same time, I’m wondering why there isn’t more of an outcry from male groups complaining about the film’s deep-set misandry. Because I can guarantee if someone made a film where a man went around destroying women’s gees with his cock, we’d never hear the end of it.

  1. Isn’t “mysogyny towards women” a bit of a tautology? Like ATM Machine or PIN number. []
  2. It’s also worth pointing out that, like Cooper Allen in the Mass Effect furore, the author of the Feministing article has never played the game and is entirely basing her condemnation on a video []

Transparency

There are no words:

Italy posts salary details on web
There has been outrage in Italy after the outgoing government published every Italian’s declared earnings and tax contributions on the internet.

The release of the information was one of the last acts of the outgoing centre-left government and has shocked many tax-shy Italians, says the BBC’s Mark Duff in Milan.

The finance ministry described the move as a bid to improve transparency.

The outgoing government came to power promising to tackle Italians’ notoriously lax approach to paying tax.

Some sceptics have seen the move as just end of term sour grapes, our correspondent adds.


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