Scarlett sings Tom Waits
Ah, Scarlett Johansson.
Remember when you were new and fresh?
Remember before you became a creepy-weird pneumatic bombshell that looks like a walking photoshop touch-up?
Remember when you released an album of Tom Waits covers in Spring 2007?
Wait a second…
As we know, her album didn’t come out in Spring 2007. Unfortunately, the delay isn’t because somebody, somewhere saw some sense (alliteration, hey!) and pulled the plug on the entire project. According to Pitchfork, they’re still going ahead with it, and Johansson has finished 33 days in the studio recording the vocals.
Studio owner Steve Nails described the music as “like a theater, big screen. Lots of heavy bass tones in it. Without a bass guitar, we used all kind of different instruments to create these sounds. It was a great experiment. Very avant garde. She sounds like Marilyn Monroe.” He also “predicts her CD will go platinum and win a Grammy,” according to the Daily Advertiser.
Every one of my fingers is crossed, hoping that this album isn’t going to suck massive amounts of balls.
And yet….we all know it will.
she’s a fuck haired cock-about-town who’s very existence indelibly tarnishes the worlds already questionable reputation.
Your an idiot E.W. Scarlett is a picture of everything that is right with the actresses of today. She has common sense along with tremendous talent and good looks that it seems people like are jealous of have because you will never have it. She is also a great singer as you probably wouldn’t know because you most likely haven’t heard her sing yet and you are only bashing her because you only want to hear yourself talk and only hope that people agree with you(which will never happen in your lifetime.) Her fan base is higher than any actress out there so there is no basis for your stupid comment at all. Your just a jealous twit!!!!
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